Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Although this video has been around at least one year, my wife just told me about it yesterday and described how funny it was. So I searched for it on Youtube and I thought of sharing it to everyone who haven’t watched it yet. Its really hilarious, the guy is a master of his craft.
“I kill you!” – Achmed the Dead Terrorist
P.Diddy Stepping on Shit
Can’t help not to post this one. A picture of the Music superstar P. Diddy stepping on dog shit. Haha!
Watch where you’re steppin that shiny sneakers, P.Diddy!
Please Don’t Watch This Video!
Oct 20, 2008 Extras, Funny, Music
This was me two years ago nung adik pa ako sa gitara at pagbabanda. Ampanget ko dito, hehehe…
Just a simple guitar instrumental. Title of the song was “I’m Alright” by Neil Zaza.
Wagan Family Manga Pics
Oct 15, 2008 Extras, Family, Funny
Nakikiuso lang sa mga may manga avatars! Eto ung mga pics namin ni Ianne at Jian, from FaceYourManga.com:
Kamukha ba namin? Hehe… Punta lang kayo sa FaceYourManga.com to get your free Mangatars! Lolz
Ten Conyo-mandments
Nag blog-hop lang ako for like 15 mins, so nakita ko etong post from Greenpinoy.com, so like medyo napa-konyo ako kuno, like there’s something nakakahawa and everyting, you know? Ay bahala na nga kayo… basahin nyo nalang, for some funny fix:
Ten Conyo-mandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”
“Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore!”
2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “di ba” and “eh” in your pangungusap
“I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it’s like, so ewww, di ba?
“What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!”
“Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?
3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang–uri!”
“It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman, I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, “tsong” or “pare”
“Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.” – (mikey: ENGANAL = Engineering Analysis in DLSU, FYI.)
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh.”
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
“My bag is so bigat today, you know.”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!”
6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish
“I have so many tigyawats, oh!”
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?
“Like it’s so init naman!”
“Yeah! The air–con, it’s like sira kase eh!”
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
“Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”
9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?
“Like OMG! It’s like traffic sa EDSA.”
“I know, right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”
10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
“I’m like, making aral at the Arrhneow!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”
